Wednesday, 21 December 2011
Well guys and gals it’s nearly here. We are about to take the plunge into the calorie maelstrom that is part and parcel of the Christmas celebrations. I hate to put a damper on things but you know what it’s like someone has to say it, so today, just to keep things in perspective, here are a few pithy sayings about ssshhhhh! –Dieting!
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~Author Unknown
Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, "You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers." ~Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge. ~Don Kardong
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West
Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. ~Author Unknown
If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. ~Author Unknown
I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it? ~Author Unknown
Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. ~Author Unknown
OK enough said!
Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy and Healthy New Year!!
Posted by Rosietoes at 08:00